Once upon a time, in the distant Kingdom of Campus, a group of students was taking things easy. A tertiary education was of course extremely important, but was also exhausting - unless you were a total zombie, that is. ... Well, that was the opinion of at least one group of students. In the beginning they worked extremely hard but soon switched off. What did it matter anyway if their faculty itself was just an idea suspended in the void? They made their stand, rebelled and spent the entire day sitting in the Philosophy faculty canteen, coffee in one hand, cigarette in the other.